David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was
about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the
parrot continued:"May I ask what the chicken did?"
The famer,never having been to the big city himself, decided
to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sightseeing.
请翻译上面的两段话 谢谢  

David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was
about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the
parrot continued:"May I ask what the chicken did?"
David 对鹦鹉态度的变化感到吃惊，正要问这戏剧性的变化是怎么一回事儿，
鹦鹉又问：“能告诉我小鸡干了什么?"
The famer,never having been to the big city himself, decided
to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sightseeing
由于农夫从来没去过这个大城市，所以他让他妻子去买东西，他和儿子则逛风景。

第一个好像是来自一个笑话